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Joke Of The Month
One day a dog walks into a meat shop and the butcher shoos him away.
About 5 minutes later he comes back with a ten-dollar bill and a note saying “2lbs of steak”.
Surprised, the butcher reluctantly takes the money and hands the dog a bag with the meat in it.
As the dog left, the butcher closed down the shop and decided to follow him.
The dog gets to the bus stop and waits.
A few buses pass by and the dog ignores them all, still not eating the meat.
Finally his bus arrives.
The dog pulls a ticket out of his collar, gives it to the driver and hops on.
The dog does this for about 3 more buses and the man follows him every time.
The dog got off the last bus and began to walk.
The meat still in the bag, untouched.
The dog finally walks up to a house and sets the bag of meat down.
Then the dog backs up, charges and slams into the door.
He does this twice.
Finally a man opens the door and starts screaming at the dog, calling him stupid and dumb.
The butcher finds this response to the dog unbelievable and mean, so he walks up to the man at the door and says, “STUPID? STUPID?”
“You call this dog stupid?”
“This dog went to my shop, paid for the meat, took it on a series of buses and found his way back home perfectly, and you call him STUPID?”
The man at the door replied saying, “Yes, I do.”
“That’s all fine and dandy that he bought the meat, rode the bus and found his way back home, but this is the 3rd time this week he forgot his key!”
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