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Halloween Jokes For Kids
FromDebbiesKitchen
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little buggie in it.
What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spook-etti.
What did the baby monster say to the babysitter?
I want my mummy.
What does a ghost do when he gets in a car?
He puts his sheet belt on.
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They are afraid of flying off the handle.
How many ghosts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, ghost fly in the dark.
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo Berries.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare Spray.
What kind of mistakes to ghost make?
Why won’t the skeleton eat liver?
He doesn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do baby ghost go when their Mommy’s work?
Day-scare Centers.
What did the ghost say when the Werewolf jumped 7 cars?
That’s spook-tacular.
Where do most ghost live?
In North Scarolina.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
The vacuum cleaners cord is too short.
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sand-witch.
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sand-witch.
What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
BOO-Jeans.
What does a skeleton order for supper?
Spare ribs.
What kind of witch turns out the lights?
A light witch.
What kind of shoes do baby ghost wear?
Booties.
Why did Dracula drink cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
What is a ghost’s favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep.
What does a ghost read everyday?
His horrorscope.
Where do ghost play golf?
A golf corpse.
What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
He rolls them back to her.
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